Monday, August 29, 2011

End of Summer Quotes


"¿Por qué Martha Higareda es TT? ¿Se puso ropa?" - Someone

"Thanks Google+, I needed another social networking platform reminding me that I have no life." - Hipster Mermaid

"Dear Google, Please let me finish my sentences before you make assumptions.. Sincerely, slightly cocky, aren't we?" - Sincere Advice

"Being motivated by compassion and love, respecting the rights of others – this is the real practice of religion." - Dalai Lama

"Lo malo de las relaciones a distancia es que tienen química pero no física." - Someone

"A veces esperamos demasiado de otras personas, sólo porque nosotros estaríamos dispuestos a hacer mucho más por ellos..." - Someone

"Well behaved women seldom make history." - Someone

"meofende la gente qeuni piensa" - Margarito

"You no longer can ever say "Vaseline" without sounding like a hornball" - Nicole Richie

"Gracias a Instagram muchos neófitos creen que pueden tomar buenas fotografías, sólo agregue su blur y efecto de color predeterminado..." - Valeria L.

"Life is like a good black & white photograph, there's black, there's white, & lots of shades in between." ~ Karl Heiner

"Me gusta pensar que la gente no tiene mala ortografía, sólo tiene los dedos gordos." Abbie D.

"senorita laura senorita laura nuestramadre esuna loba qeu paase romulo yremo" - Margarito

"Yeah, we watched (porn) with our eyes closed...then we switched it off...and licked our penis lollies a little more" - Ms. B.

"oh oh oh, just don't start getting drunk and doing stupid shit with that guy" - Tommie--aww, he worries about me the sweetheart!

Para ver la lista completa de Quotes ve a: Diana's Quote Collection

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