Saturday, April 16, 2011

Quotes of Apriiiiiiiiiiiil!


So far, with today's Quotes, there's been 935 published so far!! Getting closer and closer to the big 1000!! If you have nothing to do or you're procrastinating at work, you can always get a few laughs outta "Diana's Quote Collection" by clicking right here!

"There's people that look good in shorts..I just look like my mom" - Ximena Sariñana

"Go0ey! Fidel Herrera es TT! Ojala que ya se muera el ruko ese y que cuba sea libre Go0ey!" - Paulina Rubio

"I'm not fucking Amy Winehouse's husband, I'm not going to rehab!" - Gordon Ramsay

"#cosasquemeponendebuenas cuando llegan con lo del gasto" - Doña Lucha

"Tried to change Edie as quickly as an F1 pit stop but needs to work on it to be honest." - Jason Gravestock

"Yo cargo mi banco, nomas que orita tuve que viajar en la cosa esa horrorosa de metrobus y no me lo iban a permitir" - Old Lady

"Tu no te ahogas mucho son tu saliva? Yo si me ahogo mucho con mi saliva" - Tipa del IMSS

"En Huehueyork fui a una escuela de cocina económica" - Jessica Jasso

"Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a brighter day." - Stewie

“Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live” - Charles Bukowski

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